1 00:00:00,285 --> 00:00:02,221 - Ah, Moon pies. - What? 2 00:00:02,251 --> 00:00:05,225 Well, it's the wonderful part of a road-trip. Stopping for Moon pies. 3 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:06,468 Mom, I want to go. I can't. 4 00:00:06,498 --> 00:00:09,295 I know. I know. End of semester -- lots of work. 5 00:00:09,325 --> 00:00:10,877 Not lots -- tons. I'm sorry. 6 00:00:10,907 --> 00:00:12,014 Yeah, yeah. 7 00:00:12,354 --> 00:00:13,893 - It's just -- - What "it's just"? 8 00:00:13,923 --> 00:00:16,193 Well, it's just, you know, a shame 9 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:18,369 to miss the wedding of a woman who meant so much to you. 10 00:00:18,402 --> 00:00:21,300 Mom, I talked to Mia. I apologized profusely. 11 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:24,793 I told her that it was simply impossible for me to drop everything now 12 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:26,376 and go to North Carolina. No, right? 13 00:00:26,408 --> 00:00:27,524 - No. - Yeah. 14 00:00:27,556 --> 00:00:29,430 - She totally understood. - Of course, she understood. 15 00:00:29,466 --> 00:00:32,784 She understood when I was 17 and I arrived at the Inn, 16 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:34,896 holding a little, tiny baby in my arms, 17 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,429 and rain was pouring down. 18 00:00:36,465 --> 00:00:37,798 As long as you're not milking this. 19 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:41,365 And she understood when you broke that teacup of hers, the english rose pattern 20 00:00:41,401 --> 00:00:42,786 - when you were 4. - Okay, mom. 21 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:46,270 Yeah, I think that was an antique, wasn't it? But, oh, she understood. 22 00:00:46,306 --> 00:00:48,242 Hello. Statute of limitations. 23 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:51,697 You know why? Because she is an understanding, kind, and loving woman 24 00:00:51,732 --> 00:00:52,819 who loves you. 25 00:00:53,211 --> 00:00:53,948 That's cute. 26 00:00:53,983 --> 00:00:54,998 Yeah? 27 00:00:55,315 --> 00:00:56,139 Yeah. 28 00:00:56,176 --> 00:00:59,654 I don't know if "cute" is what I'm going for on an interview for a newspaper, but... 29 00:00:59,741 --> 00:01:01,859 Worked for Brenda Starr. Worked for Lois Lane. 30 00:01:01,892 --> 00:01:04,679 So if I get a job as a journalist in a comic strip, this is the one. 31 00:01:04,717 --> 00:01:08,225 Oh, do you remember when we used to do road trips when you were little, 32 00:01:08,261 --> 00:01:09,688 - and we'd play "I spy"? - Yeah. 33 00:01:09,723 --> 00:01:12,007 And you'd say, "I spy something with four wheels." 34 00:01:12,045 --> 00:01:14,700 And I'd be like, "is it a cow?" 'Cause that's funny and fun. 35 00:01:14,737 --> 00:01:16,343 - Mom. - Road trips are so fun. 36 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:18,406 They are fun, but I don't feel like I can go, 37 00:01:18,442 --> 00:01:20,810 especially with Logan freaking out on me right now. 38 00:01:20,842 --> 00:01:23,443 He's running off to Vegas, coming home drunk, giving me attitude, 39 00:01:23,475 --> 00:01:25,014 - not calling his dad back. - Still? 40 00:01:25,049 --> 00:01:27,066 Yes, and while I'm mad at him, because he's acting this way, 41 00:01:27,101 --> 00:01:29,951 I just feel like he's going through something and I should be there for him. 42 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,287 - It's very you. - Really? 43 00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:40,403 Yeah, it's very grown-up. It reeks of gravitas. 44 00:01:40,438 --> 00:01:42,032 It screams New York Times. 45 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:44,245 Well, I need it to say more than that. I'm hoping to hear 46 00:01:44,282 --> 00:01:47,711 from the San Francisco Chronicle, the Seattle Times, the Detroit Free Press. 47 00:01:47,746 --> 00:01:50,034 Well, honey, you can't ask one suit to say so much. 48 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:52,626 Why don't you just get the suit that says something local? 49 00:01:53,091 --> 00:01:55,618 'Cause those other cities are so far away, so expensive, 50 00:01:55,654 --> 00:01:56,809 - so tiring. - I know. 51 00:01:56,843 --> 00:02:00,192 And plus, you know you can get a good cup of coffee in New York. 52 00:02:00,229 --> 00:02:03,379 I don't know about those other cities. They have crappy coffee. 53 00:02:03,413 --> 00:02:04,670 You mean like Seattle? 54 00:02:04,703 --> 00:02:06,861 Oh! Waffle Ranch. 55 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:07,974 Missing the connection. 56 00:02:08,009 --> 00:02:09,895 Gosh, I drove through North Carolina once, 57 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:12,897 and they have the most wonderful chain called "Waffle Ranch." 58 00:02:12,935 --> 00:02:15,983 Mom, it's not so much about the road-trip food. 59 00:02:16,017 --> 00:02:18,244 Waffle Ranch kicks Ihop's butt. 60 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:20,876 How come you weren't so desperate to have me come along 61 00:02:20,894 --> 00:02:22,950 when we got the invitation two months ago? 62 00:02:22,984 --> 00:02:25,563 Because two months ago, I knew you would play the homework card, 63 00:02:25,596 --> 00:02:28,507 so I planned to do this road-trip with your dad -- just him and me. 64 00:02:28,641 --> 00:02:29,767 Oh, I'm sorry. 65 00:02:31,064 --> 00:02:34,164 Are you sorry enough to make it up to me by going with me? 66 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,523 I really wish I could. 67 00:02:36,299 --> 00:02:37,797 - Hey, that's a winner. - Really? 68 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:40,170 Yeah, I think you could stun them in any newspaper interview. 69 00:02:40,206 --> 00:02:42,650 - It is a stunning suit, isn't it? - Yep. It sure is. 70 00:02:42,685 --> 00:02:45,063 They might like you so much that they take your picture 71 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:47,218 and put it in the insert for the macy's one day sale. 72 00:02:47,243 --> 00:02:48,587 - You really like it? - I really do. 73 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:50,952 But you shouldn't take my word for it. You need a group. A consensus. 74 00:02:50,986 --> 00:02:53,345 There would be a great group at Mia's wedding. 75 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:55,096 - Nice try. - Oh, god. 76 00:03:49,252 --> 00:03:50,349 Hey, you're up. 77 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:51,881 The shower woke me. 78 00:03:51,967 --> 00:03:53,732 Sorry. I'm heading over to the library. 79 00:03:53,769 --> 00:03:56,805 I have a ton of reading to catch up on. So I thought I'd get an early start. 80 00:03:56,842 --> 00:03:58,659 - Cool. - You doing some work? 81 00:03:58,694 --> 00:04:01,140 No, just looking for something on Youtube. 82 00:04:03,888 --> 00:04:06,899 You got to see this. Finn posted a video he shot on his cellphone 83 00:04:06,933 --> 00:04:09,262 when we were in Vegas. It's pretty outrageous. 84 00:04:09,346 --> 00:04:11,102 You going in to the office today? 85 00:04:11,139 --> 00:04:12,916 I doubt it. Colin and Finn are coming over. 86 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,305 What are you guys gonna do? 87 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:16,026 Hang, probably. 88 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,571 You know, Logan, I think after the library, 89 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:20,772 I'm gonna catch a train back to New Haven. 90 00:04:20,809 --> 00:04:22,076 Good enough. 91 00:04:30,268 --> 00:04:31,958 - Oh, hi. - Rory. 92 00:04:31,992 --> 00:04:33,257 Um, Logan's... 93 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:39,025 So, it does work. 94 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,908 And I can assume you can get cellphone reception wherever the hell you've been. 95 00:04:42,942 --> 00:04:44,301 I was gonna call. 96 00:04:44,477 --> 00:04:46,554 I was just waiting until I figured out my next move. 97 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:49,346 Next move. I'm fascinated, Logan. What is this next move? 98 00:04:49,381 --> 00:04:52,371 And where were you figuring it out -- by the pool, the slot machines? 99 00:04:52,403 --> 00:04:54,243 - You've been spying on me? - After what you pulled, 100 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:56,844 you can bet I'm gonna be spying on you for the rest of your life. 101 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,267 - I need some time. - You know what you need, Logan? 102 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:01,170 You need to get dressed, get cleaned up, and get your ass down to the office 103 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:03,450 so you can hear what's been figured out for you! 104 00:05:03,488 --> 00:05:05,202 I'm not just another one of your employees. 105 00:05:05,209 --> 00:05:06,455 Damn right you're not. 106 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:08,969 If you were just another one of my employees, you'd be fired by now. 107 00:05:09,005 --> 00:05:11,391 Steven, Barry and Legal are gonna sit you down, 108 00:05:11,427 --> 00:05:13,282 try and sort out the mess you made. 109 00:05:13,317 --> 00:05:14,935 Can you be there in an hour? 110 00:05:23,871 --> 00:05:27,641 And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Mitchum Huntzberger, class-A jerk. 111 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:28,542 Can you believe him? 112 00:05:28,577 --> 00:05:29,400 No. 113 00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:30,573 I mean... 114 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:33,878 - What? - He was a jerk. He is a jerk. 115 00:05:33,913 --> 00:05:34,997 But? 116 00:05:35,532 --> 00:05:38,701 Uh, well, Logan, far be it for me to agree with your father, 117 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:42,275 but you have been kind of irresponsible. 118 00:05:42,311 --> 00:05:45,528 Okay, you know what? This is really weird. 119 00:05:45,563 --> 00:05:46,801 What -- that I'm being honest? 120 00:05:46,836 --> 00:05:49,995 No, that you're on his side. I kind of expected a little support here. 121 00:05:50,029 --> 00:05:52,456 Logan, I love you, but I'm not gonna support 122 00:05:52,493 --> 00:05:54,478 every stupid thing that you do, okay? 123 00:05:54,513 --> 00:05:56,632 If you go rob a bank, what do you expect me to do? 124 00:05:56,669 --> 00:05:59,384 Say, "oh, that's okay, honey. I support you, darling"? 125 00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:02,067 I screwed up. I admit it. What do you people want -- a freaking pound of flesh? 126 00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:03,452 What -- "you people"? 127 00:06:03,485 --> 00:06:06,804 Logan, for me, it's not that your business deal got messed up, okay? 128 00:06:06,837 --> 00:06:08,087 It's what you've done since then. 129 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,938 - What have I done? - Nothing. 130 00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:13,640 That's exactly my point. You've not been facing the problem. 131 00:06:13,676 --> 00:06:15,953 - You've been running from it. - I was going crazy, Rory. 132 00:06:15,988 --> 00:06:18,457 I had to blow off steam. I'm trying to get my bearings here. 133 00:06:18,491 --> 00:06:21,630 I don't see you trying to get your bearings. I see you hiding out, 134 00:06:21,664 --> 00:06:24,052 and people are counting on you, your dad included. 135 00:06:24,087 --> 00:06:26,927 And you're not facing your responsibilities. You're -- 136 00:06:26,963 --> 00:06:29,781 - You are being a jerk. - Well, maybe that's who I am. 137 00:06:29,815 --> 00:06:31,703 Maybe I'm a jerk like my dad. You ever think of that? 138 00:06:31,737 --> 00:06:33,283 I'm starting to. 139 00:06:39,114 --> 00:06:41,164 I highly recommend the cream of wheat today, ma'am. 140 00:06:41,259 --> 00:06:43,946 I don't know what it's spiked with, but it's insane. 141 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:48,740 We got a truckload of that cream of wheat back there, so I'm pushing it like crazy. 142 00:06:48,773 --> 00:06:50,641 You're one sly waiter, Zach. 143 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,826 Not so fast. Got a little snafu with my order. 144 00:06:53,858 --> 00:06:54,894 I don't see a snafu. 145 00:06:54,926 --> 00:06:57,121 And that is why Lane is the pro at this job, 146 00:06:57,157 --> 00:06:58,823 and you will always be the amateur. 147 00:06:58,858 --> 00:07:01,114 Dude, I don't have a problem with that. What's wrong with the order? 148 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:03,689 Grilled-cheese platter comes with french fries and pickles. 149 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,681 - Which I'm looking at. - Look a little closer, my friend, 150 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,913 and you'll see that the juice from the pickles 151 00:07:07,948 --> 00:07:09,805 has leached over to the grilled cheese, 152 00:07:09,842 --> 00:07:11,866 rendering it sodden and inedible. 153 00:07:11,901 --> 00:07:14,580 I don't recall ordering grilled cheese au jus. 154 00:07:14,615 --> 00:07:16,955 Pickles have juice, dude. It's like a main law of nature. 155 00:07:16,989 --> 00:07:20,649 Ah, but that's where Lane knew how to prevent this culinary catastrophe. 156 00:07:20,683 --> 00:07:24,794 Prior to serving the dish, she would use the french fries to build a tiny dam -- 157 00:07:24,829 --> 00:07:26,266 Dude, I get it. 158 00:07:26,301 --> 00:07:27,937 It's all going to the same place 159 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:30,560 inside that dark, strange body of yours, Kirk. 160 00:07:30,595 --> 00:07:31,861 Now eat it. 161 00:07:35,728 --> 00:07:37,809 Lane's right. You rock as a boss. 162 00:07:37,841 --> 00:07:38,910 Yeah. How's she doing? 163 00:07:38,945 --> 00:07:40,769 Dude, she is about ready to burst. 164 00:07:40,806 --> 00:07:41,673 Oh, yeah? 165 00:07:41,707 --> 00:07:44,046 Yeah, she's like a giant piñata, just waiting for some kid 166 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,658 to take a mallet to her stomach and free the goodies inside. 167 00:07:46,693 --> 00:07:48,708 I'm thinking a doctor might be a better way to go. 168 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:50,192 Oh, hey, I almost forgot. 169 00:07:50,226 --> 00:07:51,924 Lane and I would like to have you over for dinner. 170 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:53,957 Oh, yeah, that sounds great. We should do that. 171 00:07:53,989 --> 00:07:55,689 Great. So, how's tomorrow, 8:30? 172 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:58,629 - Tomorrow? I don't know. - Here's the thing -- 173 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:01,945 Lane asked me to ask you about tomorrow a long time ago, and I kind of forgot, 174 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,009 so she'd be mad if you canceled last minute. 175 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:05,751 I'm not canceling -- I haven't accepted. 176 00:08:05,783 --> 00:08:08,633 Let's not get into semantics. It would be a bummer if you bailed. 177 00:08:08,668 --> 00:08:10,635 'Cause she's been cooking for like two days. 178 00:08:10,668 --> 00:08:13,277 Okay, yeah, tomorrow night -- that sounds fine. 179 00:08:13,314 --> 00:08:16,192 Great! And I hope you like curry, 'cause Lane's gone curry crazy. 180 00:08:16,225 --> 00:08:17,744 I'm not big on curry. 181 00:08:17,779 --> 00:08:20,147 Oh, well, maybe you can pick around it. 182 00:08:22,553 --> 00:08:25,412 See, it's the same program as the one we used for that corporate stuff 183 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:27,995 but a different application. It's personal. It's simple. 184 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,996 For you, maybe. I couldn't figure it out. And your father was absolutely no help. 185 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:33,602 All we need to do is -- mom, you're doing it again. 186 00:08:33,636 --> 00:08:34,903 I'm looking at the screen. 187 00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:37,095 I know, but you're, like, hovering. 188 00:08:37,131 --> 00:08:39,966 I'm not hovering, Lorelai. "Hovering" means you're elevated off the ground. 189 00:08:40,001 --> 00:08:41,411 Do I look like I'm elevating? 190 00:08:41,446 --> 00:08:43,653 - You seem awful tense, mom. - Of course I'm tense. 191 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,884 Having your father around the house all the time is extremely difficult. 192 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,130 He's just there, wandering about, like a man of leisure. 193 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:52,501 Did he go through any of this stuff? Did he at least sign the 1040? 194 00:08:52,538 --> 00:08:53,813 I don't know. 195 00:08:53,848 --> 00:08:56,636 Mom, he has to sign some of this stuff before we can send it out. 196 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,327 He refuses to deal with anything. 197 00:08:58,365 --> 00:09:00,881 All he does is watch golf, pad around in his sweatsuit, 198 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,403 and annoy me with questions about things he's misplaced. 199 00:09:03,438 --> 00:09:05,747 He's getting to be a serious pain in the you-know-what. 200 00:09:05,782 --> 00:09:07,160 The nose? The ear? 201 00:09:07,192 --> 00:09:09,482 Would it give you that much pleasure to hear me say "ass"? 202 00:09:09,518 --> 00:09:10,903 I wasn't sure, but, yes, it did. 203 00:09:10,938 --> 00:09:12,216 Emily! 204 00:09:12,588 --> 00:09:14,838 Have you seen my -- Oh, hello, Lorelai. 205 00:09:14,873 --> 00:09:17,791 Hi, dad. Nice threads. Having lunch with Tony Soprano? 206 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:18,994 Don't encourage him. 207 00:09:19,027 --> 00:09:20,113 You like it? 208 00:09:20,149 --> 00:09:23,417 I realized that, since I was housebound, I might as well wear whatever I like. 209 00:09:23,451 --> 00:09:24,579 These are so comfy. 210 00:09:24,613 --> 00:09:26,349 Have either of you seen my putter? 211 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:28,864 No, but we have seen this 1040 tax form. Sign it. 212 00:09:28,898 --> 00:09:31,605 Did your mother tell you that I've installed a putting green in the backyard? 213 00:09:31,641 --> 00:09:32,316 It's great fun. 214 00:09:32,353 --> 00:09:34,689 You are not going out to putt. You'll catch your death. 215 00:09:34,725 --> 00:09:36,583 And, Richard, would you please sign this form? 216 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,565 Just leave the form. I'll sign it later. 217 00:09:38,601 --> 00:09:41,058 What are you doing down there? The putter's not down there. 218 00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:43,489 No, but your tax form's here. Come on, dad. Sign it. 219 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:45,454 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. 220 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,076 And, yes! There it is. 221 00:09:49,112 --> 00:09:50,659 Hallelujah, we found the putter. 222 00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:52,559 We have a few more things we need to go over with you. 223 00:09:52,595 --> 00:09:53,832 Later today, dear. 224 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:56,844 You always say that, but you never do. And wear a hat! 225 00:09:56,881 --> 00:09:58,206 Yes, mother. 226 00:09:59,021 --> 00:10:01,680 Well, mom, he was watching golf. Now he's playing golf. 227 00:10:01,714 --> 00:10:02,981 That's progress. 228 00:10:03,018 --> 00:10:04,976 - Hey, kid. - I'm in. 229 00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,087 You're robbing a bank? 230 00:10:06,119 --> 00:10:08,267 The road trip -- I'm going with you to Mia's wedding. 231 00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:10,550 Wow, that's great! Are you sure? 232 00:10:10,585 --> 00:10:12,972 Yes, I so need to get away. 233 00:10:13,009 --> 00:10:14,337 I just had a huge fight with Logan. 234 00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:15,536 Oh, sweetie, why? 235 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:18,259 Because he's being a complete jerk. He won't deal with anything. 236 00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:20,051 And Mitchum just showed up at the apartment. 237 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:21,583 - Mitchum came? - I opened the door, 238 00:10:21,619 --> 00:10:24,676 and there he was in a really expensive coat and all this cologne. 239 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,958 And he yelled at Logan, and Logan yelled back at him. 240 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:30,765 And, yes, Mitchum is a jerk, but I agreed with him, and I told Logan that. 241 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,277 Wow, you agreed with the boyfriend's dad? That's brave. 242 00:10:33,311 --> 00:10:35,631 I couldn't help it, mom. Logan is being immature. 243 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:38,342 And I can't focus on my work, and I just really need to get out of here. 244 00:10:38,378 --> 00:10:40,625 Honey, it sounds like a trip like this is just what you need. 245 00:10:40,659 --> 00:10:42,215 - A trip like what? - Nothing, mom. 246 00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:44,961 - Are you with grandma? - Yes, it's our thursday computer lesson. 247 00:10:44,996 --> 00:10:46,641 And it's no "Tuesdays With Morrie." 248 00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:48,012 Where are you going on this trip? 249 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,796 Mia Halloway's wedding -- Charlotte, North Carolina. 250 00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:52,077 - I have to be back by monday. - That'll be no problem. 251 00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:54,049 - This is gonna be a blast! - Charlotte. 252 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,865 Mia wanted me to do a toast, and I thought I could do a poem, 253 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,467 like you used to do for her when you were a kid, so you have to help me. 254 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,440 Kiki Saltberry just came back from a spa in Charlotte. 255 00:11:02,473 --> 00:11:05,983 It's the Valentine resort, I think she said, and she came back looking radiant. 256 00:11:06,018 --> 00:11:07,476 What is grandma saying about a spa? 257 00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:10,778 We're staying at a Best Western, mom. No spa facilities there. 258 00:11:10,814 --> 00:11:14,002 So, okay, I'll pick you up at the crack of dawn. We'll cram everything in the jeep. 259 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,716 No bathroom breaks along the way, okay? 260 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,016 - Does grandma want to come? - No. I mean, yes, but, no. 261 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,429 I'd have to rearrange my schedule, but that can be done. 262 00:11:20,475 --> 00:11:22,194 Mom, you really can't leave dad all alone. 263 00:11:22,228 --> 00:11:23,725 Alone, yes, completely alone, 264 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,898 with two maids, a cook, and a nurse who comes daily. 265 00:11:25,932 --> 00:11:27,948 Yes, grandma should come, too. It'll be a hoot. 266 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:30,231 It would be fun, honey, but grandma's real busy. 267 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:32,052 - Rory wants me to come? - Well... 268 00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:35,008 Well, she'll be graduating soon, and I won't have many more opportunities 269 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,578 to spend time with her. 270 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,942 This is perfect. I'm gonna start packing. 271 00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:39,962 Oh, mom. 272 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,836 Oh, and we'll take my car. I have no intention 273 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,737 of driving 800 miles in an army vehicle. 274 00:11:45,392 --> 00:11:46,568 Shotgun? 275 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,421 Mom, if you're gonna go this slowly, you should really put your hazards on. 276 00:11:56,457 --> 00:12:00,137 Excuse me, but after I almost got that ridiculous DWI, 277 00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:02,136 I can ill afford a speeding ticket. 278 00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:04,451 And a Jaguar is an invitation to be pulled over. 279 00:12:04,484 --> 00:12:07,223 Right, if you're speeding. You're driving like you're in a parade. 280 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,294 Oh, hush. 281 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,136 Mom, seriously, by the time we get there, the wedding will be over. 282 00:12:11,173 --> 00:12:12,501 The guests will have gone home. 283 00:12:12,536 --> 00:12:16,775 North Carolina will be under a sea of water from melting ice caps. 284 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:18,778 - "See ya." - Huh? 285 00:12:18,813 --> 00:12:20,467 You could rhyme "Mia" with "see ya." 286 00:12:20,503 --> 00:12:22,502 Oh, that's good. Or "be ya." 287 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,192 Yeah. 288 00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:24,963 You were such a peach, dear Mia, 289 00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:27,786 when Rory grew up, she wanted to be ya. 290 00:12:27,823 --> 00:12:29,949 Good. But do you think it owes too much to yeats? 291 00:12:29,985 --> 00:12:31,932 Well, it needs some work, but you try finding something 292 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,186 to rhyme with "Howard" besides "coward." 293 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,587 Howard? She's marrying a man named Howard? 294 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:37,958 What's wrong with Howard? 295 00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:41,512 It's just, for me, it would be very difficult if my husband was named Howard. 296 00:12:41,546 --> 00:12:42,304 Why? 297 00:12:42,339 --> 00:12:44,257 It's just not a noble name. 298 00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:47,808 I like noble male names, strong -- John, Peter. 299 00:12:47,846 --> 00:12:48,690 Richard. 300 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,053 Exactly. Richard the lion-heart. 301 00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:53,675 Well, I guess name nobility wasn't high on Mia's list. 302 00:12:53,711 --> 00:12:55,560 Howard the lion-heart. 303 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,010 What are you doing? 304 00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,122 It's stuffy. 305 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:00,835 It's too cold to have the window open. 306 00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,957 Mom, just let me have it down -- oh, my god. 307 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,397 Lorelai, stop playing with the window. 308 00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:07,973 I'm not playing. I just want it down. And you're making it go -- 309 00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:09,212 Are you kidding me? 310 00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:12,900 Plea-- mother, I'm putting it -- I'm putting it -- 311 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,479 Wha-- uh -- mom! 312 00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:18,503 It's called a child lock, appropriately enough. 313 00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,788 So, Rory, what do you have lined up postgraduation? 314 00:13:21,825 --> 00:13:24,722 Oh, I'm setting up interviews at different newspapers -- 315 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:28,204 the Seattle Times, the Detroit Free Press, San Francisco Chronicle. 316 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,378 Well, I'm not sure about the Seattle paper, and the Chronicle is dreadful, 317 00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:33,971 but the Detroit paper is quite reputable. 318 00:13:34,009 --> 00:13:36,164 You know what else a reputable paper is? The New York Times, 319 00:13:36,201 --> 00:13:38,078 the Boston Globe, the Hartford Courant. 320 00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:40,360 Yes, and only a short drive away from Stars Hollow. 321 00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:44,402 Oh, well, that never occurred to me, but now that you mention it, yeah. 322 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:48,279 So, how does Logan feel about the possibility of your moving far away? 323 00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:49,511 I'm not sure. 324 00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:50,911 You're not sure? 325 00:13:50,945 --> 00:13:53,783 No. Things with Logan are... 326 00:13:53,991 --> 00:13:54,955 Are what? 327 00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:58,358 Uh, we're kind of going through something. 328 00:13:58,396 --> 00:13:59,791 Aw, that's a shame. 329 00:13:59,826 --> 00:14:01,192 Such a nice young man. 330 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:04,195 He was so thoughtful when your grandfather was in the hospital. 331 00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:05,236 Yeah. 332 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,660 Oh, hey, the skirf. 333 00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:09,713 - Oh, the skirf. - What's a skirf? 334 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:12,775 When Rory was really little, my first sewing project was trying to make her a skirt. 335 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,238 - It was a desaster. - It was terrible. 336 00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:16,549 But Mia made me feel better by putting it on Rory's head and saying 337 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,451 I created something new, called a skirf. 338 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:19,573 Yeah. 339 00:14:19,871 --> 00:14:21,706 So, do we all like show tunes? 340 00:14:21,742 --> 00:14:25,200 I found this marvelous CD when I took the car to be washed. 341 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:33,461 And I was put on bed rest so the babies wouldn't come out before my due date. 342 00:14:33,495 --> 00:14:36,312 And I look at the calendar, and I say to Zach, "Zach, it's my due date." 343 00:14:36,347 --> 00:14:37,314 And I'm like, "so?" 344 00:14:37,349 --> 00:14:39,515 And I say, "so now I want them to come out." 345 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,910 And I go, "duh, let's get out of bed." 346 00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:46,093 They can come out whenever they want, as long as we've finished our meal... 347 00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:50,050 ...which, by the way, was terrific, Lane. 348 00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:51,388 - Thanks. - Yeah, she had no problem 349 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,963 switching to a different meal when I told her about your curry issues. 350 00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:56,926 It's -- I just -- it's not really an issue. 351 00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:01,022 Again, look, sorry about the wine. I totally spaced. 352 00:15:01,055 --> 00:15:04,727 I should have brought you something sparkling, a fruity kind of a thing. 353 00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:08,951 No, it's okay. Besides, they say one of the things you can do to help induce labor 354 00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,151 is have a glass of wine. 355 00:15:10,186 --> 00:15:11,423 That or sex. 356 00:15:11,798 --> 00:15:13,627 Well, I can only help you with the wine. 357 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:17,240 So I should get going. I got to get up early and open the diner. 358 00:15:17,274 --> 00:15:20,274 Are you sure you don't wanna stay for dessert? Homemade peach pie. 359 00:15:20,307 --> 00:15:21,265 You made a peach pie? 360 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,008 Well, actually, you made it at the diner, 361 00:15:24,044 --> 00:15:26,800 which is technically your home, but I paid for it, I swear. 362 00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:28,753 - I'll have one quick piece. - Yes! 363 00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:30,614 This is really nice of you guys. 364 00:15:30,651 --> 00:15:31,795 What do you expect, man? 365 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,828 - You mean a lot to Lane and me. - You do. 366 00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:37,050 We feel really close to you, and not just, you know, employees. 367 00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:38,413 Yeah, uh, me too. 368 00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:41,426 When it comes to extended family, Zach and I don't have much. 369 00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:43,530 I've got my mom, but she's not so much a family member 370 00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:45,121 as she is a probation officer. 371 00:15:45,157 --> 00:15:48,584 Yeah, and my old man ran off when I was like 10. No note. No nothing. 372 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:51,720 So I got the feeling he didn't want me to follow him. 373 00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:55,752 So, you guys need money or something? 374 00:15:58,471 --> 00:16:01,649 Lane and I would like you to be godfather to our twins. 375 00:16:02,707 --> 00:16:05,284 Oh, really? Godfather? 376 00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:09,358 We just want to make sure we have a strong parental person for our boys. 377 00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:10,361 Well... 378 00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:12,623 - There's no paperwork involved. - Right. I just -- 379 00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:15,844 - No notary public. - No, I know. It's just... 380 00:16:21,618 --> 00:16:23,675 Yeah, okay, sure. 381 00:16:23,811 --> 00:16:26,027 Oh, man. That is so great. 382 00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:27,180 Up high. 383 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:28,999 Come on. 384 00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:31,473 All right. Okay. There you go. 385 00:16:32,261 --> 00:16:36,508 No, are you listening? I've already booked a swedish massage for 1:00. 386 00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:39,142 I want to know what I can do at 2:30. 387 00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:41,945 Good lord, no. A watsu? 388 00:16:41,982 --> 00:16:43,959 Why would I want to re-experience my own birth? 389 00:16:43,992 --> 00:16:45,381 I'll be back to take your orders. 390 00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:47,593 - Big menus. - Yeah, that's a good sign. 391 00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:49,455 Oh, I love when they show pictures of the food. 392 00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:51,606 I would be upset if I was that fried chicken, though. 393 00:16:51,632 --> 00:16:52,927 That picture makes her look fat. 394 00:16:52,964 --> 00:16:56,463 Fine. Book me a salt scrub at 2:30. Thank you. 395 00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,705 Where on earth are we? 396 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:02,429 Well, mom, since you wouldn't let us take you to a drive-through, 397 00:17:02,463 --> 00:17:06,485 we've come here to Winky's, a fine eatery just off I-85. 398 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,826 - Very down home. - We ready here? 399 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,591 Oh, uh, I'm only halfway through. Don't tell me how it turns out. 400 00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:14,703 I smell cigarette smoke. 401 00:17:14,739 --> 00:17:17,034 This is one of those places that still allows cigarettes, isn't it? 402 00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:19,740 Mom, if you'd prefer to wait in the car, we can bring food to you there. 403 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,492 That would be foolish. The reason why I refused to go to the drive-through 404 00:17:22,527 --> 00:17:24,445 is because I won't allow eating in my car. 405 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,967 - Hey, they have lobster. - Lobster for $12.95. 406 00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,497 How could you go wrong? I'll have the lobster. 407 00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:30,890 See, you'll have lobster. I'll have shrimp. We'll make it a seafood night. 408 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,072 Seafood in a place like this -- very risky. 409 00:17:33,109 --> 00:17:35,106 And a hot dog. A hot dog for the table. 410 00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:36,737 You'll go in on that with us, won't you, mom? 411 00:17:36,772 --> 00:17:39,603 I'll have a turkey sandwich on wheat and a glass of Chardonnay. 412 00:17:39,638 --> 00:17:40,981 That's the clear one. 413 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,884 My name is Charlene. Holler if you need something. 414 00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:46,080 Wow, huge case of cakes behind you there. 415 00:17:46,114 --> 00:17:48,581 Ooh, yeah. Winky's got a trophy case full of cakes. 416 00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:51,676 Hey, I bet Mia makes her triple-layered german chocolate cake for her wedding, 417 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:52,968 - don't you think? - Probably. 418 00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:55,761 Mmm. Aromatherapy -- that's what I want. 419 00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:58,673 Are you sure you two won't join me for something at the spa -- 420 00:17:58,706 --> 00:18:01,074 facial, moroccan mud wrap? My treat. 421 00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:03,787 Mother, we came here because we made a commitment to go to a wedding, 422 00:18:03,822 --> 00:18:05,451 so that's what we're gonna do. 423 00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:06,803 Suit yourself. 424 00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:09,774 I need to use the facilities. Wish me luck. 425 00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:13,458 I love it here. And I'm totally gonna score a panda 426 00:18:13,495 --> 00:18:15,111 in that crane machine on the way out. 427 00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:18,224 Mom, do you think we should dial back the talk about Mia in front of grandma? 428 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,529 I don't think she's thrilled to hear about our surrogate mother/grandmother. 429 00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:23,821 She knew that Mia is the reason for the trip. 430 00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:26,044 I think it's okay if we talk about her. 431 00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:29,007 I know, but it seems to bother her. And I thought, during this trip, 432 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,700 we could do more mother/daughter, daughter/daughter bonding. 433 00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:33,792 10 hours in the car not enough bonding for you? 434 00:18:33,826 --> 00:18:36,807 I'm just worried about you guys. What's gonna happen after I graduate? 435 00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:39,388 After you graduate? That's when the party gets started. 436 00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:41,822 Yeah, I just -- I want you guys to remain close. 437 00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,694 - Close? - Ish. 438 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:47,118 Honey, your grandma and I have a very complicated relationship, 439 00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:49,640 but we'll be fine. I don't want you to worry. 440 00:18:49,675 --> 00:18:52,484 You go off and do your own thing. I'm a grown-up. 441 00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:54,547 A grown-up who wears a bib. Thank you. 442 00:18:56,154 --> 00:19:00,203 All righty. Looks like our choices are "Hitch" or "The lake house." 443 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,756 - I could use a laugh. - All right, "The lake house" it is. 444 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:04,136 Oh, my dress got wrinkled. 445 00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:05,808 Honey, just put it in the shower with the steam 446 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,700 if mom ever finishes shellacking her face. 447 00:19:07,736 --> 00:19:10,694 I heard that, Lorelai. I'm simply washing up. 448 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,308 Mom, the resort is 20 minutes away. Why do you have to wash up here? 449 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:17,501 I can't very well arrive at a luxurious resort 450 00:19:17,538 --> 00:19:20,666 smelling of bad shellfish and covered with the grime of the road. 451 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,069 "The road." Who are you -- Willie Nelson? 452 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:24,850 Hello. 453 00:19:24,886 --> 00:19:28,116 Mia, how is the blushing bride-to-be? 454 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,599 Surprisingly calm, but I've had two glasses of wine, 455 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:33,151 So we'll see tomorrow when the buzz wears off. 456 00:19:33,186 --> 00:19:34,944 - Oh, you'll do great. - Hi, Mia. 457 00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:38,207 Oh, hi, Rory. I just wanted to see if you got here all right. 458 00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,269 How's the motel? Not too terrible, I hope. 459 00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:42,802 Oh, no, it's great. We have two beds, sanitized cups, 460 00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:46,146 Keanu Reeves in his most touching role to date. What could be better? 461 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,019 Oh, grandma, hold on. 462 00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:49,607 Oh, Emily's with you? 463 00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:53,693 Oh, um, yeah, we picked her up hitchhiking on her way to a rock festival. 464 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,276 She's going to the Valentine resort. 465 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,828 Well, if Emily's here, then she has to come to the wedding. 466 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,564 No, that's okay. She's spending tomorrow getting rubbed, wrapped, and scrubbed. 467 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,364 Oh, no, she's asking me to the wedding? 468 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,397 No, no. It's okay. 469 00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:07,207 So the ceremony's at noon. We'll be there around 11:30. 470 00:20:07,242 --> 00:20:10,464 Oh, please ask Emily to come. We have plenty of food. 471 00:20:10,496 --> 00:20:12,864 Howard and I would be thrilled to have her join us. 472 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,506 In fact, I insist. 473 00:20:14,642 --> 00:20:18,553 That is so thoughtful of you, Mia, and I am sure she would love to come. 474 00:20:18,587 --> 00:20:20,372 - Great. Now I have to go. - No, you don't. 475 00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:22,117 It would be rude not to. Damn! 476 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,339 She says she's delighted and flattered that you asked. 477 00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,039 Oh, that's wonderful. 478 00:20:26,076 --> 00:20:28,863 I look forward to seeing all three of you tomorrow. 479 00:20:28,898 --> 00:20:30,464 - Sleep well. - You, too, Mia. 480 00:20:30,502 --> 00:20:31,515 - Bye. - Bye. 481 00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,659 Well, I hope the resort will let me change my times. 482 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,714 I'll pick the two of you up at 11:00 sharp tomorrow. Be out front. 483 00:20:36,748 --> 00:20:39,347 Of course, I didn't bring a thing to wear to a wedding. 484 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,349 Luckily, they're going bohemian, so it won't really matter. 485 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,146 We're bonding. 486 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,055 Oh, this could be a good thing. 487 00:20:49,192 --> 00:20:52,191 No, the only good thing is that mom is gonna get to the resort 488 00:20:52,223 --> 00:20:55,403 still smelling like bad lobster, 'cause I left my doggie bag in her car. 489 00:21:18,124 --> 00:21:19,491 Hey. Everything okay? 490 00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:22,536 Great. Everything's -- Yeah. Great. 491 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,766 You know I don't open for another hour. 492 00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:27,189 Oh, no, I know, but last night when you said you had to get up early, 493 00:21:27,225 --> 00:21:29,981 I realized it's time, maybe, I come and help crank up the place. 494 00:21:30,016 --> 00:21:30,995 Okay. 495 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:39,384 I actually love this time of day, you know, real quiet. 496 00:21:42,453 --> 00:21:44,510 You know what's, like, amazing? 497 00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:46,982 How peaceful Stars Hollow is at this time of day. 498 00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:49,163 It's, like, spooky peaceful. 499 00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:50,706 You ever notice that? 500 00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:55,113 I'm sorry. I really don't enjoy talking this early in the morning. 501 00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:57,506 Oh, hey, copy that. I'm right there with you. 502 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,552 Now, Lane -- she loves to talk in the morning. 503 00:22:05,587 --> 00:22:08,617 Lots of morning chin music with that one. Not me. 504 00:22:09,322 --> 00:22:12,402 I take not talking over talking any day. 505 00:22:13,647 --> 00:22:15,206 - Ooh, awesome catch. - Thanks. 506 00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:17,355 - Pretty obvious you played some ball. - A little. 507 00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,674 I didn't really get into sports much. 508 00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:27,209 My dad didn't do sports with me when I was little, and then he, you know, split. 509 00:22:28,256 --> 00:22:29,760 Yeah, you said. That's too bad. 510 00:22:29,795 --> 00:22:30,841 Yeah. 511 00:22:31,197 --> 00:22:34,418 - What kind of music you into? - I don't really listen to much music. 512 00:22:34,573 --> 00:22:38,571 If I'm driving around in my truck, I'll, you know, maybe put on an oldies station. 513 00:22:38,606 --> 00:22:39,663 I like some motown. 514 00:22:39,698 --> 00:22:42,337 Oh dude, I know the perfect band for you. You would so get off on them. 515 00:22:42,372 --> 00:22:45,408 They're young, but their sound is way borrowed from those old guys from the '70s. 516 00:22:45,443 --> 00:22:47,442 Listen, I got to fire up the stoves. 517 00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:49,572 Yeah, go, go. Fire 'em up. 518 00:22:49,608 --> 00:22:52,877 You know, I can't pay you any extra 'cause you came in early. 519 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,360 Oh, yeah, I know. I just figure it's part of my job, 520 00:22:55,395 --> 00:22:58,165 and it's a chance for us to hang out. 521 00:22:58,367 --> 00:23:01,588 Plus, you know... the quiet. 522 00:23:02,454 --> 00:23:03,428 Right. 523 00:23:08,238 --> 00:23:09,716 Lorelai, you didn't even knock. 524 00:23:09,751 --> 00:23:11,509 Well, that's okay. Mia leaves the door open. 525 00:23:11,534 --> 00:23:12,970 She likes people to just come on in. 526 00:23:13,005 --> 00:23:14,923 She's probably too busy to greet everybody, grandma. 527 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:17,806 Well, of course she is. She should have someone greet people for her. 528 00:23:17,841 --> 00:23:19,638 Oh, look at all these great pictures. 529 00:23:19,673 --> 00:23:21,391 Not everyone has a maid, you know, mom. 530 00:23:21,424 --> 00:23:23,783 How hard is it to hire a maid for the day? 531 00:23:23,817 --> 00:23:26,315 Well, last I checked, they didn't have them at bed bath and beyond. 532 00:23:26,349 --> 00:23:28,689 Oh, this must be Howard. Look. Here we are. 533 00:23:28,723 --> 00:23:32,101 So cute. That's the rug where you used to spin around at the Independence Inn. 534 00:23:32,135 --> 00:23:34,733 I bet you threw up just seconds after that picture was taken. 535 00:23:34,798 --> 00:23:38,050 Are we going in, or are we going to watch the ceremony from the entryway? 536 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,029 - Oh, you're here! - Hi! 537 00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:42,423 - Hi! - Hi! 538 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,086 Did you find it all right? 539 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,921 Yeah, mom's got the GPS. Apparently, it's great if you know how to use it. 540 00:23:47,955 --> 00:23:50,022 Yeah, we saw a lot of your neighborhood -- very nice. 541 00:23:50,059 --> 00:23:52,616 Oh, those damn GPS drive me crazy. 542 00:23:52,651 --> 00:23:55,058 Whatever happened to asking the guy at the gas station? 543 00:23:55,092 --> 00:23:56,311 Good question. 544 00:23:56,343 --> 00:23:59,863 Hello, Mia. Thank you so much for inviting me to this special occasion. 545 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,775 Emily, I'm so glad you could be here. 546 00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,939 Well, let's go in. Let's not just stand here. 547 00:24:03,974 --> 00:24:06,960 I know a wedding wasn't what you had in mind when you came down here. 548 00:24:06,998 --> 00:24:10,175 What I had in mind was spending time with my daughter and granddaughter, wherever. 549 00:24:10,209 --> 00:24:12,537 - Will you sign my guest book, please? - Oh, certainly. 550 00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:16,410 I just feel so lucky to have all the Gilmore ladies under one roof. 551 00:24:16,447 --> 00:24:18,663 Speaking of roofs, you have a charming home. 552 00:24:18,699 --> 00:24:19,514 Oh, thank you. 553 00:24:19,551 --> 00:24:22,859 I'm always amazed at what good taste can do with a small space. 554 00:24:22,893 --> 00:24:24,132 Oh, it is beautiful. 555 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:26,072 Yeah, so many personal touches everywhere. 556 00:24:26,108 --> 00:24:28,107 Thank you. I agree with Emily. It's a small house, 557 00:24:28,141 --> 00:24:31,451 And it's made even smaller by Howard's junk. But you know what they say -- 558 00:24:31,484 --> 00:24:33,540 you marry a man, you marry his junk. Howard. 559 00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:35,324 - Mia -- - Howard, Howard. 560 00:24:35,358 --> 00:24:37,947 This is Emily Gilmore, the mother and grandmother 561 00:24:37,981 --> 00:24:40,129 of the famous Lorelai and Rory. 562 00:24:40,162 --> 00:24:41,159 Hi. 563 00:24:41,197 --> 00:24:42,932 - Nice to meet you. - How do you do? 564 00:24:42,969 --> 00:24:44,874 I thought you weren't supposed to see the bride in her gown 565 00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:46,027 before you got married. 566 00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:50,241 Yeah, and if the bride sees a lizard crossing the road, that's bad news, too. 567 00:24:50,265 --> 00:24:53,052 Oh, well, haven't seen a lizard, but too late for the dress, 568 00:24:53,087 --> 00:24:54,636 - 'cause Howard zipped me up. - Oh no. 569 00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:56,299 Where's the zip-up on the bad-luck-o-meter? 570 00:24:56,331 --> 00:24:58,712 Not sure, but I'd throw some salt over your shoulders. Just in case. 571 00:24:58,746 --> 00:25:00,241 I don't have any salt. I might have some splenda. 572 00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:03,447 You are exactly as Mia described you -- you both are. 573 00:25:03,481 --> 00:25:06,010 And believe me, she described you a lot. 574 00:25:06,045 --> 00:25:07,700 Well, I hope she left out the bad stuff. 575 00:25:07,735 --> 00:25:09,083 There's no bad stuff. 576 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,234 Lucky you. 577 00:25:12,152 --> 00:25:14,808 The sooner we get married, the sooner we eat cake. 578 00:25:14,844 --> 00:25:16,251 Oh, honey, you're so romantic. 579 00:25:16,284 --> 00:25:19,332 Emily, could I just borrow the girls for a quick touch-up in the powder room? 580 00:25:19,369 --> 00:25:21,287 - They're all yours. - Oh, thanks. 581 00:25:21,322 --> 00:25:23,447 Okay, guys, let's get me beautiful. 582 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,341 Oh, thank you. 583 00:25:27,347 --> 00:25:29,215 Mia adores them. 584 00:25:29,249 --> 00:25:31,135 Yes, I know. 585 00:25:35,126 --> 00:25:37,463 Well, come in. Find a seat. 586 00:25:39,069 --> 00:25:40,706 The sofa will be fine. 587 00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:44,902 And so, a toast to you, dear Mia. 588 00:25:44,938 --> 00:25:48,276 It makes us all so glad to see ya... 589 00:25:48,383 --> 00:25:52,141 blissfully joined with dear, good Howard. 590 00:25:52,174 --> 00:25:56,785 May your love last long, like it's battery-powered. 591 00:25:58,261 --> 00:26:01,300 Rory and I wanted to do a poem for you, because when Rory was little, 592 00:26:01,335 --> 00:26:03,615 she used to love making up poems, 593 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:07,450 and we would perform them for you, and that was such a fun time. 594 00:26:09,287 --> 00:26:13,356 Uh, so, what I've realized now is that you can get away 595 00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:16,440 with a lot of bad rhymes when you're cute and 5. 596 00:26:16,473 --> 00:26:18,499 But we do want to say... 597 00:26:18,534 --> 00:26:21,365 Excuse-me, would you mind terribly getting me a glass of water? 598 00:26:21,398 --> 00:26:24,599 ...the best things in life are worth waiting for, even if they take a long time... 599 00:26:24,631 --> 00:26:26,310 She keeps her house very dry. 600 00:26:26,344 --> 00:26:27,792 So, let's... 601 00:26:28,849 --> 00:26:30,723 A toast to you. 602 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,787 We love you so much. Cheers. 603 00:26:32,823 --> 00:26:34,838 - Cheers. - Cheers. 604 00:26:34,876 --> 00:26:36,373 Congratulations. 605 00:26:37,249 --> 00:26:38,615 Thank you. 606 00:26:38,949 --> 00:26:40,757 That was wonderful. 607 00:26:41,493 --> 00:26:42,650 Are you Rory? 608 00:26:42,682 --> 00:26:44,238 There's someone here to see you. 609 00:26:44,277 --> 00:26:45,850 ...that you are here today. 610 00:26:45,888 --> 00:26:49,395 And thank you for those of you who came from so far away. 611 00:26:50,331 --> 00:26:52,110 Thank you again for the toast. 612 00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:54,683 I'll thank my sister for all the wonderful help... 613 00:26:54,716 --> 00:26:55,815 Hey. 614 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,046 What the hell are you doing here? 615 00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:59,539 I'm sorry. I don't mean to crash this. I just need to talk to you. 616 00:26:59,573 --> 00:27:01,491 - How did you know where I was? - I called Paris. 617 00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:03,922 She found the invitation. I kept trying your cell, but you didn't pick up. 618 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,956 Well, that's the advantage of caller I.D. 619 00:27:05,989 --> 00:27:08,219 - I get it. You're still mad. - No kidding. 620 00:27:08,254 --> 00:27:11,271 I'm here, so you have to talk to me -- the advantage of showing up in person. 621 00:27:11,307 --> 00:27:14,716 Wow, I can't believe you're still doing this. This is so last year's Logan. 622 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:15,344 What? 623 00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:17,940 You think you can just fly anywhere I am and overwhelm me 624 00:27:17,975 --> 00:27:19,669 by just showing up and -- 625 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,974 I'm just not impressed anymore by your grand gestures. 626 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:24,677 I'm not trying to impress you. I just want to tell you what I've been thinking. 627 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:26,798 - I don't care -- - And I wanted to see you. 628 00:27:26,832 --> 00:27:29,010 I'm in the middle of a wedding celebration of a close friend. 629 00:27:29,044 --> 00:27:31,394 I don't have time to stand here and listen to you explain 630 00:27:31,429 --> 00:27:32,957 your stupid immature behavior. 631 00:27:32,992 --> 00:27:34,267 If you would just hear me out -- 632 00:27:34,281 --> 00:27:36,610 No, you go blow off steam in Vegas, 633 00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:38,703 you gamble away thousands of dollars, you drink all night, 634 00:27:38,737 --> 00:27:41,905 and do god knows what else. This is me blowing off steam. 635 00:27:42,239 --> 00:27:45,338 I'm sorry to interrupt, Rory, but Mia wanted me to tell you 636 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:46,883 - we're about to cut the cake. - Okay. 637 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,132 - Will your friend join us? - Um, no, he can't stay. 638 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,054 Yeah, I was just stopping by. Thanks, anyway. 639 00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:52,467 Oh, okay. 640 00:27:57,540 --> 00:27:59,634 - Hey, girls. - Hey, there. 641 00:27:59,699 --> 00:28:00,888 Talk to me, Zach. What do you got? 642 00:28:00,922 --> 00:28:04,002 Okay, bowl of chili, two dogs, one BLT, shepherd's pie, 643 00:28:04,034 --> 00:28:05,364 and a mushroom soup. 644 00:28:05,398 --> 00:28:08,295 And those guys in the corner were asking me if I had a pack of lucky strikes 645 00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:09,829 or a burger to spare. What's that about? 646 00:28:09,861 --> 00:28:12,651 Bowling humor -- strikes, spares. Never gets old, guys. 647 00:28:12,684 --> 00:28:14,724 Oh, I totally missed it. 648 00:28:14,798 --> 00:28:16,205 - Oh, man! - What's wrong? 649 00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:19,409 Last night, I made this mix of tunes that I thought would be right up your alley. 650 00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:20,220 Okay. 651 00:28:20,254 --> 00:28:22,931 Well, you know, new stuff that sounds kind of classic rock-y -- 652 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:25,013 my morning jacket, who are like Neil Young reborn, 653 00:28:25,049 --> 00:28:26,976 if Neil would have, you know, died. 654 00:28:27,012 --> 00:28:29,590 Wolfmother -- definitely channeling Zeppelin -- modern, 655 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,073 but not so much that it would freak out somebody of your taste. 656 00:28:32,108 --> 00:28:33,105 - The point? - The point is, 657 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:35,318 - I totally forgot to bring it. - Oh, don't worry about it. 658 00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:37,579 - Yeah, but I spent all night on it. - That's nice. 659 00:28:37,614 --> 00:28:39,731 Gave me something to do instead of sitting around, 660 00:28:39,768 --> 00:28:41,403 waiting for Lane to pop out the babies. 661 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,315 It'll happen. 662 00:28:42,349 --> 00:28:44,098 Yeah, don't I know it? 663 00:28:44,483 --> 00:28:46,601 Denver omelet, steak sandwich. 664 00:28:46,635 --> 00:28:48,783 Two cheeseburgers -- medium and well. 665 00:28:48,818 --> 00:28:51,746 - Question -- circumcision, yes or no? - Pardon? 666 00:28:51,781 --> 00:28:53,555 We have to make a decision as soon as the boys are born, 667 00:28:53,593 --> 00:28:55,318 and I'm really on the fence about it. 668 00:28:55,493 --> 00:28:58,041 I thought about having Mrs. Kim weigh in, but her opinion would be 669 00:28:58,077 --> 00:29:01,445 kind of hypothetical 'cause she doesn't have the goods, as far as I know. 670 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:04,679 Right, so, you being a guy, I figured I could use your input on this. 671 00:29:04,713 --> 00:29:07,912 You know, something like this -- it's kind of personal between you and Lane, 672 00:29:07,949 --> 00:29:11,447 - so go with your gut. - Yeah, okay. Cool. 673 00:29:11,812 --> 00:29:13,029 Bill, refill? 674 00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:16,342 Let's say your kid falls out of a tree and majorly gashes his head. 675 00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:19,017 Do you run to him right away or just let him kind of shake it off? 676 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,717 I don't want to be a wussy dad, but -- 677 00:29:20,751 --> 00:29:23,983 Probably not the right time to be talking about gashed heads and circumcisions. 678 00:29:24,016 --> 00:29:27,085 Right. Right. I totally get that. 679 00:29:27,982 --> 00:29:31,200 Maybe we could, uh, go over to Casey's after work and grab a beer 680 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,711 - and talk about some stuff. - Look, I-I can't be -- 681 00:29:32,745 --> 00:29:34,863 - Please. - Okay. 682 00:29:37,111 --> 00:29:38,878 Listen, I know what's going on, okay? 683 00:29:38,914 --> 00:29:40,709 You're about to become a father, so you're panicking. 684 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:41,993 I am, dude, big-time. 685 00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:43,395 Promise you you'll get through this. 686 00:29:43,428 --> 00:29:44,874 I don't know how to throw a damn frisbee. 687 00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:46,235 Don't worry about it, okay? 688 00:29:46,271 --> 00:29:48,960 I really could use your help on all this father stuff 689 00:29:48,993 --> 00:29:50,732 - that I know nothing about. - Zach -- 690 00:29:50,766 --> 00:29:53,927 What the hell are they supposed to call me -- "dad," "pop," "papa"? 691 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,480 - Do I look like a papa to you? - It'll come to you eventually. 692 00:29:56,513 --> 00:29:59,492 Papa is a big, cuddly guy from Italy with all this dark hair. 693 00:29:59,526 --> 00:30:00,582 That's so not me. 694 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:03,097 Listen, the first time April turned up in my life, 695 00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:06,760 I didn't know squat about being a father, but eventually, it came to me. 696 00:30:06,795 --> 00:30:09,445 I found my dad mode, and you will, too. 697 00:30:09,477 --> 00:30:11,737 - Dude, I hope so. - Yeah. Don't sweat it. 698 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:15,871 Go ahead and deliver these to the clowns in the corner over there. You will be fine. 699 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,474 I -- Okay, all right. 700 00:30:19,509 --> 00:30:21,868 - Guy's a real goofball, huh? - Yeah, watch it, Bill. 701 00:30:21,901 --> 00:30:24,088 - I'm not finished with that pie. - Yeah, you are. 702 00:30:25,756 --> 00:30:28,124 And I drove through Connecticut once -- beautiful. 703 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:31,330 In fact, Cathy and I considered moving to New England 'cause we love the foliage. 704 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:33,802 Well, we got a lot of that. It practically grows on trees. 705 00:30:33,837 --> 00:30:36,594 But the cold -- no thank you. I can barely handle it here in Charlotte 706 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,184 when it drops below 40. 707 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,229 Cathy says it's a circulation thing. 708 00:30:40,264 --> 00:30:42,772 I think it's a matter of not having the fat layer that you women do. 709 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,143 You should be glad you don't have it. 710 00:30:44,179 --> 00:30:46,395 If you did, you couldn't wear such an amazing sweater. 711 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:49,829 Hey, Mia put out some of her famous mini cream puffs. They're delicious. 712 00:30:49,864 --> 00:30:52,260 Uh-oh, may have to get me one of those. Scusie. 713 00:30:52,998 --> 00:30:54,815 - God bless you. - No problem. 714 00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:56,345 - You looked a little trapped there. - No, no. 715 00:30:56,382 --> 00:30:58,828 I was riveted by stories of foliage and fat. 716 00:30:58,866 --> 00:31:01,183 - Where'd you go off to? - Logan showed up. 717 00:31:01,215 --> 00:31:02,665 - What?! - Yeah. 718 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:05,327 - Where is he? - Outside, leaning against a car. 719 00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:06,899 Why? You wouldn't let him come in? 720 00:31:06,935 --> 00:31:07,529 No. 721 00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:09,109 Really? Look at you, all tough love. 722 00:31:09,144 --> 00:31:12,336 I'm still mad at him. I'm not gonna melt just because he flies here to see me. 723 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,666 If we're gonna do this, it's gonna be on my terms. 724 00:31:14,704 --> 00:31:15,648 Wow. 725 00:31:15,682 --> 00:31:18,190 It doesn't look like grandma's having a good time, is she? 726 00:31:18,225 --> 00:31:20,913 No, grandma's staging a sit-in, as only grandma could do, 727 00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:23,479 in the middle of a hoopla. Some people would call it a shindig. 728 00:31:23,511 --> 00:31:24,547 I'm here to tell you it's a hoopla. 729 00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:26,310 I have so much to learn from you still. 730 00:31:26,505 --> 00:31:31,114 Ladies, I'm striking out left and right in my attempts to coax someone to dance. 731 00:31:31,149 --> 00:31:33,317 Would either of you salvage my pride? 732 00:31:33,352 --> 00:31:34,511 Howard, I'll dance with you. 733 00:31:34,545 --> 00:31:35,519 Thank you. 734 00:31:35,554 --> 00:31:36,781 Talk to grandma. 735 00:31:41,903 --> 00:31:43,319 Hi, mom. How are you doing? 736 00:31:43,353 --> 00:31:45,672 Oh, fine. I'm just going through my schedule for the week. 737 00:31:45,709 --> 00:31:47,246 So, did Howard ask you to dance? 738 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,165 He did, yes -- very thoughtful. 739 00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:50,597 Why didn't you dance with him? 740 00:31:50,632 --> 00:31:52,751 I don't feel like dancing right now. 741 00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:56,174 Besides, I have no idea how one dances to cowboy music. 742 00:31:56,209 --> 00:31:59,016 You want to dance with me? We could slap our knees, shout "yee-haw." 743 00:31:59,111 --> 00:32:01,379 No thank you. I think I'll just wait for the appropriate moment 744 00:32:01,414 --> 00:32:02,963 to excuse myself gracefully. 745 00:32:02,996 --> 00:32:05,373 Mom, I told you I didn't think you were gonna want to come. 746 00:32:05,411 --> 00:32:08,879 So, Lorelai, gal, we have got to do some catching up. 747 00:32:08,913 --> 00:32:10,150 How have you been, sweetie? 748 00:32:10,185 --> 00:32:11,450 Good, Donna. Good. 749 00:32:11,485 --> 00:32:14,545 Mia says you have you own inn. That is so far out. 750 00:32:14,582 --> 00:32:17,138 It is great. Um, mom, this is Donna. 751 00:32:17,174 --> 00:32:19,281 This is my mother, Emily Gilmore. 752 00:32:19,317 --> 00:32:21,282 - How do you do? - Really well, thank you. 753 00:32:21,318 --> 00:32:23,654 Donna and I were maids together at the Independence Inn. 754 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:25,296 A few hundred lives ago, huh? 755 00:32:25,331 --> 00:32:27,620 Hey, listen, your toast was so great. 756 00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:29,533 Thanks. I didn't know I was gonna be the only one. 757 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:30,954 Oh, but you were the perfect choice. 758 00:32:30,987 --> 00:32:33,718 I mean, for god's sake, Mia was like a mother to you. 759 00:32:34,054 --> 00:32:35,939 Um, so, how are you? You look good. 760 00:32:35,973 --> 00:32:37,273 - I do, don't I? - Yeah. 761 00:32:37,306 --> 00:32:40,105 I tell you, six years ago, when I first started the raw-foods thing -- 762 00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:42,228 Do you know if they put the coffee out yet? 763 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,869 - Mother. - What? 764 00:32:43,905 --> 00:32:46,912 I'm sorry, but you're talking about something between the two of you, 765 00:32:46,946 --> 00:32:48,853 and I could really use a cup of coffee. 766 00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:51,509 You know what? I am having a serious craving for herbal tea. 767 00:32:51,543 --> 00:32:53,400 Let's get something together, Emily. 768 00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:54,822 All right. 769 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:08,026 - Hey. - Hey. 770 00:33:08,061 --> 00:33:10,458 - Everything okay? - Yeah. It's fine. 771 00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:13,180 I just always seem to forget my mother doesn't play well with others. 772 00:33:13,215 --> 00:33:15,706 Oh, I think she's doing all right, considering. 773 00:33:15,738 --> 00:33:16,727 Considering... 774 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:20,389 I mean, in terms of you and me and Rory and our history. 775 00:33:20,425 --> 00:33:22,032 Yeah, so? We have a history. 776 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,996 Seeing me with both of you must bring back very painful memories. 777 00:33:25,031 --> 00:33:28,200 Imagine how difficult it must have been for your mother to lose you. 778 00:33:28,235 --> 00:33:31,322 She didn't lose me. I embarrassed her, so I had to leave. 779 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:33,283 But Lorelai, even in the best of circumstances, 780 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,937 you never want to think that your child doesn't need you anymore. 781 00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:38,130 She just wanted me out of the house so she didn't have to explain 782 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:40,353 why my school uniform didn't fit anymore. 783 00:33:40,388 --> 00:33:43,308 That's not the impression I got when she came to see me. 784 00:33:43,342 --> 00:33:46,618 What? When did she come to see you? 785 00:33:46,653 --> 00:33:48,492 Oh, must have been five years ago, when I came back 786 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,663 for that visit to Stars Hollow. 787 00:33:50,699 --> 00:33:52,258 She came and found me at the inn. 788 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,130 - Why? - I think she wanted to meet me. 789 00:33:54,164 --> 00:33:56,450 And she asked me to send her photos of you and Rory 790 00:33:56,485 --> 00:33:58,583 from those years when you were staying with me. 791 00:33:58,617 --> 00:33:59,745 She never told you? 792 00:33:59,779 --> 00:34:01,696 No, she definitely never told me. 793 00:34:01,734 --> 00:34:04,168 Well, my dear, my dancing feet are all warmed up. 794 00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:06,391 - Your turn. - Oh, goody, the dance. 795 00:34:06,427 --> 00:34:09,167 Now we find out if we're really meant to be together. 796 00:34:20,244 --> 00:34:21,768 You didn't have to bring me cake. 797 00:34:21,805 --> 00:34:23,073 I didn't. 798 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:28,876 You wanted to talk, so talk. 799 00:34:30,646 --> 00:34:33,383 All I wanted to do was say I'm sorry, 800 00:34:34,189 --> 00:34:37,949 so... I'm sorry. You were right. I was being immature. 801 00:34:37,984 --> 00:34:39,089 Okay. 802 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,495 When the whole deal fell apart... 803 00:34:44,092 --> 00:34:47,709 I knew I was in so much trouble, I just -- I totally lost it. 804 00:34:47,745 --> 00:34:50,484 I couldn't face anything. 805 00:34:50,748 --> 00:34:54,818 I had so much invested in it in every way that, when it all collapsed, 806 00:34:54,853 --> 00:34:58,472 it was like I fell into this hole I couldn't pull myself out of. 807 00:34:59,539 --> 00:35:02,767 And I also realized that my dad was right. He had every reason to be pissed at me. 808 00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:05,400 I mean, I would have fired me for what I did. 809 00:35:07,175 --> 00:35:12,089 So, I decided the only way to fix this is to not be my dad's employee anymore. 810 00:35:12,261 --> 00:35:13,150 What? 811 00:35:13,184 --> 00:35:15,289 I went to him, and I just -- I said -- 812 00:35:15,326 --> 00:35:19,574 I was calm, apologetic, no shouting, no threats. 813 00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:22,738 I just said I didn't want to be a pawn in whatever game he had in mind for me. 814 00:35:22,776 --> 00:35:23,612 Really? 815 00:35:23,644 --> 00:35:26,412 I am officially not working for the Huntzberger Group anymore. 816 00:35:26,448 --> 00:35:27,375 Oh, my god. 817 00:35:27,408 --> 00:35:29,966 Yeah, and it feels really good. 818 00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:33,293 I mean, it felt great finally standing up to my dad. 819 00:35:33,326 --> 00:35:34,701 How did he take it? 820 00:35:34,737 --> 00:35:36,916 He tried to put up this cool, detached front, 821 00:35:36,951 --> 00:35:39,830 but I think I actually saw steam coming out of his ears. 822 00:35:40,394 --> 00:35:42,431 Basically, he told me to hit the road. 823 00:35:42,467 --> 00:35:44,014 And you took him literally. 824 00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:46,354 I just needed to see you. 825 00:35:49,546 --> 00:35:52,392 The thing is, even though he was mad, I swear I saw 826 00:35:52,429 --> 00:35:57,548 the slightest glimmer of pride in his eyes, just for a second. 827 00:35:57,584 --> 00:36:00,883 I mean, no one walks out on Mitchum Huntzberger. 828 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,684 I'm proud of you, too. 829 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,641 I almost wish I'd saved you a bite of cake. 830 00:36:13,952 --> 00:36:15,077 Boyfriend? 831 00:36:16,016 --> 00:36:17,002 Yes. 832 00:36:17,037 --> 00:36:18,344 He came with you? 833 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,734 No, I guess he flew down to see Rory. 834 00:36:20,772 --> 00:36:23,758 It's hard for me to think of little Rory with a boyfriend. 835 00:36:23,794 --> 00:36:26,132 - She's not so little anymore. - No. 836 00:36:26,407 --> 00:36:28,675 I just hope she doesn't get her heart broken. 837 00:36:28,709 --> 00:36:32,270 I can assure you, if anyone does any heartbreaking, it will be Rory. 838 00:36:32,305 --> 00:36:34,160 - Probably. - Definitely. 839 00:36:34,314 --> 00:36:37,923 She's such a smart, confident young woman. She's really amazing -- 840 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,215 witty, charming, 841 00:36:39,253 --> 00:36:42,982 valedictorian in high school, editor of the college paper. 842 00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:46,293 Sounds like she'll have her pick of jobs at newspapers all over the country. 843 00:36:46,551 --> 00:36:48,175 Rory will be fine. 844 00:36:48,212 --> 00:36:50,197 Well, you would know. 845 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,729 Hey. 846 00:36:51,906 --> 00:36:53,040 Here you go. 847 00:36:53,269 --> 00:36:55,937 Well, we should probably get going, let Mia and Howard do 848 00:36:55,971 --> 00:36:57,857 whatever it is they're gonna do the rest of the night. 849 00:36:57,894 --> 00:36:59,849 - Lorelai. - What? That could mean anything. 850 00:36:59,883 --> 00:37:02,212 Well, she's right. The bride and groom have wild plans 851 00:37:02,246 --> 00:37:04,727 to take off all their clothes, jump into their pajamas, 852 00:37:04,762 --> 00:37:06,639 and listen to "A prairie home companion." 853 00:37:06,671 --> 00:37:08,088 See? Dirty mind -- you. 854 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,922 I can't tell you how much it meant for me to have you here. Thank you. 855 00:37:10,947 --> 00:37:13,463 Oh, you kidding? I wouldn't have missed it. 856 00:37:13,502 --> 00:37:16,307 Mia, best wishes to you. It was a lovely wedding. 857 00:37:16,345 --> 00:37:17,418 Thank you... 858 00:37:17,453 --> 00:37:18,762 For everything. 859 00:37:18,796 --> 00:37:20,462 It was my pleasure. 860 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:31,657 Listen, Bill over there is asking for seconds on his pie -- 861 00:37:31,662 --> 00:37:33,318 something about how you owe him from earlier. 862 00:37:33,321 --> 00:37:34,620 Sure, give it to him. 863 00:37:34,673 --> 00:37:37,341 Look, man, I'm really sorry about the way I've been acting -- 864 00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:39,324 leaning on you for all this father stuff. 865 00:37:39,331 --> 00:37:40,676 Don't worry about it. 866 00:37:40,681 --> 00:37:43,327 No, I was just all bent out of shape about being a perfect father -- 867 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,563 like there is such a thing. And I was so freaking nervous, 868 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,675 I'm like, "hey, maybe Luke can take up the slack." 869 00:37:47,689 --> 00:37:49,274 Hey, if I can help out, I will. 870 00:37:49,281 --> 00:37:51,607 No, but I dig what you said about the dad mode -- 871 00:37:51,635 --> 00:37:54,142 makes perfect sense. I'm really psyched to feel it kick in. 872 00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:55,461 - Okay, good. - Totally. 873 00:37:55,469 --> 00:37:57,954 Oh, I almost forgot. This is the CD. 874 00:37:57,962 --> 00:37:59,256 Oh, great. 875 00:37:59,264 --> 00:38:02,540 Yeah, I listed the band names on the back. You don't have to listen to it. 876 00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:03,703 No, I want to hear it. 877 00:38:03,608 --> 00:38:05,342 Luke's diner. 878 00:38:05,348 --> 00:38:07,695 Who knows, maybe I'll really get into Wolfmother. 879 00:38:07,711 --> 00:38:09,990 Okay, okay. Do not move. 880 00:38:09,994 --> 00:38:11,843 I'll be right there. Don't move. 881 00:38:13,118 --> 00:38:15,226 I have to go. Lane's water broke. 882 00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:18,029 I need my... coat. 883 00:38:18,112 --> 00:38:20,039 I-I don't -- I don't need my coat. 884 00:38:20,076 --> 00:38:21,362 My keys are in my coat. 885 00:38:21,397 --> 00:38:23,396 That's it. We're closed, folks. I'm driving. 886 00:38:23,429 --> 00:38:25,999 - No, no, no, man. I can do this. - Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach. 887 00:38:26,033 --> 00:38:28,989 Dad mode doesn't have to kick in right now. Let's go. 888 00:38:29,025 --> 00:38:30,945 Last one out, lock the door, turn off the lights. 889 00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:31,674 What about my -- 890 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,415 Just take the whole damn pie, Bill. 891 00:38:36,975 --> 00:38:38,583 So, he's really not working for his dad? 892 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:39,492 No, he's out of there. 893 00:38:39,506 --> 00:38:41,236 Well, it's probably the best thing for him. 894 00:38:41,270 --> 00:38:43,349 How did he feel about you sending him back to New York? 895 00:38:43,381 --> 00:38:46,920 Um, I think he was okay with it. I told him it was an all-girls road trip. 896 00:38:46,955 --> 00:38:50,093 Exactly. No boys allowed, except for that male stripper we hired. 897 00:38:50,131 --> 00:38:51,208 Well, good night. 898 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,629 Oh, grandma, aren't you coming in? 899 00:38:52,662 --> 00:38:54,301 No, I just wanted to walk you to your room, 900 00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:56,691 seeing as this isn't the safest of neighborhoods. 901 00:38:56,727 --> 00:38:59,324 Mom, now I feel like I should walk you back to the car 902 00:38:59,362 --> 00:39:02,279 and then you're gonna walk me back and then we'll be stuck in a terrible loop 903 00:39:02,314 --> 00:39:04,012 and neither of us is wearing the shoes for that. 904 00:39:04,044 --> 00:39:05,231 Oh, grandma, you should stay. 905 00:39:05,268 --> 00:39:08,125 We're gonna get junk food from the vending machine, and watch a movie. 906 00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:09,669 Come on. Don't you like dots? 907 00:39:09,704 --> 00:39:10,887 Hey, get some Little Debbie. 908 00:39:10,925 --> 00:39:12,829 Seriously, Rory, I can't stay. 909 00:39:12,866 --> 00:39:15,252 Too late, grandma. I'm already getting you a little debbie. 910 00:39:21,105 --> 00:39:22,673 Oh, I bought her a suit. 911 00:39:22,899 --> 00:39:23,913 Did you? 912 00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:25,844 Yeah. It was so fun. 913 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,540 It was weird, you know, but we found something really great, 914 00:39:28,572 --> 00:39:31,222 and it just felt like a rite of passage. 915 00:39:31,257 --> 00:39:32,574 I'm sure. 916 00:39:34,811 --> 00:39:37,768 Made me imagine, you know, what it's gonna be like 917 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,133 after she leaves. 918 00:39:41,007 --> 00:39:42,012 Of course. 919 00:39:43,122 --> 00:39:45,968 It's gonna be hard to be without her. 920 00:39:49,116 --> 00:39:51,094 Well, I'm sure you'll get through it. 921 00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:55,748 What I mean to say is, mom, I know that it was hard for you. 922 00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:04,559 Have you seen "The pursuit of happyness"? 923 00:40:06,497 --> 00:40:08,303 Is that the one with Will Smith? 924 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,475 He's so attractive. 925 00:40:09,512 --> 00:40:11,406 Mmm! Mom has a thing for Will Smith. 926 00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:13,460 I don't have a thing for him. Is it on now? 927 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,342 Yeah. 928 00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:19,238 Oh, my god! Lane had her babies. 929 00:40:20,161 --> 00:40:22,630 Zach just sent me a photo. Here. 930 00:40:22,915 --> 00:40:25,345 - Oh, cute! - Aren't they cute? 931 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:27,854 I'm sure that little camera distorts their faces. 932 00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:29,728 What do you mean, mom? They're cute. 933 00:40:29,765 --> 00:40:30,819 Here's another one. 934 00:40:30,855 --> 00:40:33,133 Oh, sweet. 935 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:34,763 Why did they misspell "happyness"? 936 00:40:34,797 --> 00:40:36,137 we'll find out. 937 00:40:39,015 --> 00:40:40,549 There's your boyfriend, mom. 938 00:40:40,595 --> 00:40:41,812 - Who? - He's not my boyfriend. 939 00:40:41,847 --> 00:40:43,784 - Will Smith. Mom has a thing for him. - You like Will Smith? 940 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:46,388 - I think that he's very charming. - That's all right. 941 00:40:46,422 --> 00:40:49,440 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team www.forom.com